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The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary:

:-) Your basic smiley This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over IRC. The others are all derivatives.
:-( Basic sad
:-o Wow!

:-c Real unhappy
:-| Grim
:-C Just totally unbelieving
:= | Baboon
:-B Drooling
(:-) Bald
:-)> Bearded
%+( Beaten up
R^) Broken glasses
:^) Broken nose
|:-) Bushy eyebrows
X-) Cross-eyed
:-e Disappointed
:-)' Drooling
{:V Duck
>:-) Evil grin
:'''-( Floods of tears
8) Frog
8:) Gorilla
:-') Got a cold
:-| Hmmmph!
:-C Jaw hitting the floor
.-) Keeping an eye out
:-# Kiss
:+) Large nose
:-D Laughing out loud
:-} Leering
(-: Left-handed
:-9 Licking lips
:- | Monkey
(-) Needs haircut
:8) Pig
=:-) Punk
O:-) Saint
:-@ Screaming
:-O Shocked
:-V Shouting
|-) Sleeping
:-p Tongue-in-cheek
:-&t Tongue-tied
:-/ Undecided
:-[ Vampire
:-)) Very happy
:-(( Very sad
:-(#) Wears teeth braces
;-) Winking
|-O Yawning

:-v Speaking
:-, Smirk
:-V Shout
:-|| Angry
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-) Smiling
:-r Sticking tongue out
:-( Frowning
:-* Oops!

'-) Wink
:-T Keeping a straight face
;-) Sardonic Incredulity
:-D Said with a smile
%- Drunk with laughter
:-x Kiss kiss
:-" Pursing lips
:-[ Pouting
:-# My lips are sealed
:-X A big wet kiss!
:-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Y A quiet aside
8-| Eyes wide with surprise
>-< Absolutely livid!!
&-| Tearful

|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
8-] "wow, maaan"
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
:-, "Hmmmm "
|%( "Someone just busted my nose"
:^D "Great! I like it!"
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"

(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
;-( User is crying
;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smiley
The invisible smiley
-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto but he's winking
X-( User just died
C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget

:] - Gleep a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:) - Happy
:> - hmm, let me think
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm, not funny!
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what pretences!
:{ - oh boy, the headmaster!
:O - Yelling
;( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses

Now here are some abbreviations you may often see:

= Rolling on the floor laughing
= lots of laughter
CIS = Consumer Information Service (of CompuServe)
RTFM = Read the, uh, Friggin' Manual
PITA = Pain in the "acronym"
BTW = By the way
BFN = Bye, for now
TSR = Terminate and Stay Resident program
OTOH = On the other hand
OTTH = On the third hand
FWIW = For what it's worth
RSN = Real Soon Now
WYSIWYG = What you see is what you get
PPN = Programmer Project Number. Ie, a CIS user's ID#.
OIC = Oh, I see!
IMHO = In my humble opinion [the speaker is never humble]
IMCO = In my considered opinion
g,d&r = grinning, ducking, and running
OOTB = Out of the box
BRB = be right back

BBL = be back later
evil grin
extremely evil grin
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
NRN = No Reply Necessary
BRB = Be Right Back
OBTW = Oh, By The Way
BTDT = Been There Done That
OMG = Oh My God
GAL = Get A Life
OTT = Over The Top
HHOJ = Ha Ha, Only Joking
MOTOS = Member Of The Opposite Sex
POD = Piece Of Data
IWBNI = It Would Be Nice If
JAM = Just A Minute
RUOK = Are You OK
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of Computer
TIA = Thanks In Advance

Related Links
ZAnet The South African IRC network go!
LagNET The new South African IRC Network go!
They said...
The trouble with morning is that it always comes at such an ungodly hour. (Dominic Cleary)